Things I Don't Want to See in 2026

By Tiffy · 06/01/2026

Minimalism because it’s BORING. It’s time for Maximalism to be trendy again.
Clean girl anything. It’s not a makeup look you can do, it’s multiple procedures you might be able to afford. So no. Can’t be replicated I’m sorry. How about Natural girl aesthetic instead, it’s less boring and can look different depending on the person. Don’t let the marketing girlies fool you any longer.
The Bean Theory. If you don’t know what that is, it comes from an account that posted the recipe for a bean soup that had like three types of beans. Guess what the first comment was… I’M ALLERGIC TO BEANS. GET OUT. I don’t want to see “it’s all about me” comments anymore in 2026. GET IT TOGETHER NOW.
Stupid couple pranks on TikTok that just make you look stupid for dating a horrible and narcissistic person. I want more harmless pranks, fathers being pranked, and John Pork terrifying old people. Enough said.
Self-diagnosing. You do not have narcissism with a side of psychopathy and a sprinkle of autism with a dash of bipolar disorder with night terrors and an ability to see the future when having a manic episode. Go see a psychiatrist or psychologist if you are genuinely worried, don’t take advice from the internet and start self-medicating. IT'S DANGEROUS.
Lastly, because this list will be so long if I don’t stop myself, situationships. GO HOME CLOWN.